im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
