She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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