CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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