There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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