Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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