So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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