THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Randomize
