I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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