i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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