So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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