So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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