Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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