did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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