Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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