dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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