she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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