how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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