i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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