Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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