And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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