are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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