Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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