i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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