go do what you do best...puke behind churches
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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