i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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