your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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