bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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