I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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