I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
