I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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