I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I want her autograph on my taint
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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