No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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