she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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