Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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