I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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