then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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