It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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