Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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