Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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