READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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