No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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