He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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