Dual....:-)
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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