he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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