belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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