I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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