Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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