He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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