normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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