their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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