So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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